Come On Fhqwhgads

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:46:24 GMT

I haven't done this in a while...

Post an anonymous comment with the following:

1. One secret
2. One compliment to me
3. One piece of advice for me.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me (I love...lamp...)
5. Lyrics to a song
6. How old you are
7. How long we've been friends
8. A hint to who you are

Man, who actually takes the time to come up with all these stupid memes and surveys? Well, people who have even less of a social life than I, I guess. Anyhoo, you'd also better post it in your own journal so I can comment and harass all y'all. *shakes fist*

Okay, I'm done LJ whoring for the day. (Well, there's only half an hour left in the day, so I s'pose that isn't saying much.)

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:53:34 GMT

clichecow = Jordan
xjgoodluck = Xinjia, my Chinese future roommate
homestawwunner42 = the coolest person you'll ever meet

My current AIM profile:

ClicheCow: i forget where i was, but i ate chinese food
ClicheCow: and i got a fortune cookie
ClicheCow: that wasnt a fortune
ClicheCow: or even a wise saying
homestawwunner42: What was it?
ClicheCow: "why do things fall towards the earth?"
ClicheCow: i just looked at it and was like "OMFG! CHINESE HAVNT FIGURED OUT GRAVITY"

Later:

ClicheCow: do you understand gravity?
xjgoodluck: ?!

homestawwunner42: Xinjia, do you understand gravity?
xjgoodluck: ?!?!?!

ClicheCow: ok, ill give youa multiple choice question
ClicheCow:
gravity:
a. causes static electricity
b. makes things fall
c. keeps water and oil from mixing
d. all of the above
xjgoodluck: what?

So there you have it, folks. The Chinese don't understand gravity. Not even the smart ones.

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 00:35:07 GMT

Okay, where the hell is the Elks Club? It's supposedly somewhere on North Main Street. *shrug* Dave Francis is having a graduation party there tomorrow, but even he can't tell me where it is.

Dave, I think you just don't want me coming to your party. That's it, isn't it? ISN'T IT?! *runs off crying* Yeah, I didn't want to go to your stupid party anyway. Jerk.

Oh, and I've decided that I'm not going to graduation after all, simply because spending the day in Worcester > hours of listening to Mrs. Hodges butcher names.

Wed, 24 May 2006 01:14:29 GMT

Happy, Peter?

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Does dragon_bane go to your school? Yup yup.
2) What would kathuphazgan think of dimon811? I think they'd get along pretty well.
3) Does pinskinator travel a lot? All the way to California. :(
4) Could you see melvinthe3rd and musicmandlf together? I think Dave's taken. Sorry, Peter. =P
5) Is bigandrichfan a high school student? She used to be.
6) What languages does musicmandlf speak? English. Barely.
7) Are biggles_0 and seremelaeluch going steady? Ha.
8) Has anti_free_state been to your house/dorm? On several occasions, yes.
9) Would schwanensee go out with nobanner13? Amelia has enough problems already. =P
10) What do you disagree with decimusawsumus about? I don't know, I've never argued with T-Lead.
11) What comic book character would tksb2000 be? All of them.
12) What would boblovesmusic give decimusawsumus for his/her birthday? Probably something related to Star Trek.
13) If lucy215 was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Mrs. K.
14) Does schwanensee know dimon811? Nope.
15) What mental disorder does kathuphazgan remind you of? Oh God, it's Bill. So many things.
16) What is anti_free_state's biggest flaw? His anti-libertarian ideas.
17) What is dimon811's favorite food? Ice cream. =P
18) Would you wrestle pinskinator in jello? Only in Pepsi jello.
19) Does kathuphazgan do drugs? Most likely.
20) Is beckhovian_time a college student? Yup.
21) How long would angus_the_great dating biggles_0 last? Giggity. =P
22) If musicmandlf took over the world, who would be happy? I know I would be.
23) Have you flirted with bigandrichfan? Yes. Yes I have. =P
24) Is melvinthe3rd related to spider_monkey? I think all track guys look the same, so I could definitely see a family resemblence there.
25) Is beckhovian_time athletic? Quite possibly.
26) What flavor of jello would biggles_0 be? Purple. Purple is a fruit.
27) What planet should biggles_0 be from? I'd say Mars, the bringer of war. =P
28) Is dragon_bane popular? If he isn't, he should be.
29) Is kathuphazgan introverted or extroverted? Extroverted. Definitely.
30) Does dimon811 drink? Probably not.
31) If melvinthe3rd took over the world, who would suffer? Commies.
32) If seremelaeluch and schwanensee were spliced together, what would it be like? Short.
33) What song/movie would you recommend to tksb2000? Nothing. He wouldn't watch/listen to them anyway.
34) Is musicmandlf an emo? Not really.
35) Do you think lucy215 is hot? Hell yes, she is.
36) Have you ever dated angus_the_great? I don't date outside my species. Sorry, Angus. :(
37) Does kathuphazgan have a big secret? Most likely.
38) Where was nobanner13 born? Tessier wasn't born; he punched his way out.
39) If pinskinator and spider_monkey were spliced together, what would be its name? Pinskdundon. *shrug* I'm not feeling all that creative.
40) What is dimon811's favorite color? Let's say orange.
41) What would lucy215 do differently in your shoes? Bah, she has nicer shoes than I do.
42) Do nobanner13 and spider_monkey go to the same school? Nope.
43) Would you ever date angus_the_great? Like I said, I only date humans. No dogs.
44) How would tksb2000 kill biggles_0? Very slowly.
45) Where did you first meet biggles_0? Math team, years ago.
46) Would you make out with boblovesmusic? I don't think either Jenika or Josh would like that very much.
47) Is pinskinator dead sexy? Haha...
48) How long have you known tksb2000? Since the first grade, I think.
49) Do you have bigandrichfan's screenname? Yup. She's never signed on, though.
50) Are schwanensee and anti_free_state going out? I think they'd make a cute couple.
51) What exotic animal would decimusawsumus like as a pet? White wimmins, apparently.
52) Would melvinthe3rd and musicmandlf look good together? Heh, no.
53) What animal should beckhovian_time be combined with? Rawr. =P
54) Is seremelaeluch friends with dimon811? Nope.
55) Is nobanner13 related to you? Oh, God, perish the thought.
56) If dimon811 were hanging off a cliff, what would biggles_0 do? Be awesome.
57) How tall is musicmandlf? I'm guessing 5'8".
58) Has anti_free_state dyed their hair? He should.
59) Which president would beckhovian_time be likely to idolize? Hell if I know.
60) What word best describes beckhovian_time? Jewish.
61) One quality you find attractive in nobanner13? Well, he's funny.
62) Is melvinthe3rd your best friend? I don't have a best friend, but he's a good friend.
63) What would you do if you found out musicmandlf has a crush on you? Smack him until he changes his mind.
64) What would you do if spider_monkey died? Probably go to his funeral and mourn.
65) What rank would bigandrichfan have in a giant robot army? Assistant dresser. *giggles insanely*
66) What is dragon_bane's favorite game? Elendils Cry: if youre gonna put something down, put down Lunar
67) Does anti_free_state have a dog? Are you kidding me? Jordan loves dogs.
68) What do you agree with tksb2000 about? That APCS was the best class ever (except for AP Physux, of course).
69) Is kathuphazgan single? I believe he is.
70) What is nobanner13 allergic to? I wish I knew.
71) What is dimon811's favorite movie? You'd have to ask him.
72) Is beckhovian_time in a relationship? With my wife, no less.
73) What is beckhovian_time's shoe size? *shrug* I don't know guys' shoe sizes.
74) Does beckhovian_time smoke? Probably not.
75) Do you have a crush on beckhovian_time? No. What's with all the Stephen questions?
76) Is melvinthe3rd a nerd? Very much so.
77) Does musicmandlf have a crush on biggles_0? God no.
78) When did you last call decimusawsumus? HEY T-LEAD!... So there you go.
79) boblovesmusic's eye color? Brown?
80) Are spider_monkey and angus_the_great married? Oh, so many opportunities for dirty jokes...
81) Where was pinskinator born? Rhode Island? Maybe?
82) If nobanner13 commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Everyone, because he would stare at them and laugh until they gave in.
83) anti_free_state's hair color? Brown. He should dye it.
84) What video game does beckhovian_time remind you of? ...
85) Would dragon_bane and boblovesmusic make a good couple? Hey, back off, Wren, he's mine!
86) Did dragon_bane break up with you? ...I sure hope not. Josh?
87) What is pinskinator's favorite band/artist? I don't know for sure, but whenever I think of Pinsky, I think of Tom Lehrer.
88) Where would lucy215 most like to visit? WPI, of course! ;)
89) What animal does kathuphazgan remind you of? A wild Bill.
90) Which of your friends should spider_monkey go out with? He's taken.
91) Is dragon_bane 1337? Very much so.
92) Thoughts on kathuphazgan? Funny, funny kid.
93) How many monkeys could tksb2000 fight at once and win against? Two, at most.
94) If beckhovian_time and pinskinator were siamese twins, where would they be joined? At the hair.
95) What color should nobanner13 dye their hair? Orange, definitely.
96) If dragon_bane had a superpower, what would it be? The power to make everyone get along. =P
97) Would you set up anti_free_state and tksb2000? God, yes.
98) One thing you can't stand about angus_the_great? Awww, he's a cute doggie. What's not to love?
99) How would beckhovian_time conquer the world? *shrug*
100) Would tksb2000 be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate. Definitely.

Tue, 23 May 2006 04:00:30 GMT

Yeah, I was stupid and put this in my other LJ because I was too lazy to log out and log in again. So there you go.

Mon, 22 May 2006 03:27:22 GMT

Reply to this entry by posting a picture of yourself, then post this sentence in your own journal. Please?

Fri, 19 May 2006 22:48:29 GMT

A message from that crazy anti-libertarian, Jordan (anti_free_state):

"I'm participating in the Relay for Life this weekend to benefit the American Cancer Society. I will be participating in the walkathon for the memory of my father, who died of cancer this december. I would appreciate it if people would sponser me in the form of a donation to the American Cancer Society by clicking here."

Do it. If you don't, well, in the immortal words of Amelia, "I'll personally kick [you] in the face. Repeatedly."

Thu, 18 May 2006 03:31:11 GMT

Jordan Quotes of the Day:

"Hey, just to let you know, I'm heading out right now...You're about an hour and a half away. So I'll see you in 45."

(And later...) "Yeah, according to GPS, I have an hour to go until I get there. So, I'll see you in twenty minutes."

"I'm going to take the batteries out of this remote. It will be the best prank ever. *takes out batteries* There, now try and change the channel. *hands over remote* It will amuse me."

(while watching Speed) "This movie should be called A Day in the Life of Jordan."

And there were others, but I'm far too tired to remember the rest.

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:43:28 GMT

Sloan: So, are multiples of pi irrational, or just pi?

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 19:41:04 GMT

Course selection time for next year!

A Term

Linear Algebra I
Applied Statistics I
Microeconomics
Beginning Tennis

B Term

Physics IV
Math Modeling with Ordinary Diff Eqs
Numerical Methods for Linear and Nonlinear Systems
Wellness

C Term

Advanced Calc I
Linear Algebra II
History of American Pop Music (Quit your laughing, it's the only music class that fits my schedule next year.)
Beginning Swimming

D Term

Advanced Calc II
Applied Statistics II
Personal Finance (Eh, everyone says it's easy, and I figure I'll need a break.)

I'll also have random phys ed classes in there.

So, I'm going to be busy with math next year. Thank goodness I have Xinjia for a roommate next year. ^_^

EDIT: Sweet, I actually got into all those classes, without getting waitlisted. Pretty lucky, especially with some of those phys ed classes...

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:24:18 GMT

Ah, I miss Boston. Good ol' Red Line.

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:58:34 GMT

There are three minutes left until Valentine's Day is over, so...

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base
Are belong to you.

And one from Pinsky:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes YOU!

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:15:12 GMT

Yoooooooooouuuu want to attack India! Yoooooooooouuuu want to attack India!

God, I hate playing Risk. Especially with Tessier.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:53:42 GMT

Chris: Yeah, well, good luck finding a restaurant that delivers fried elephant butt a la mode.

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:48:35 GMT

Mmm...apple juice and Doritos, the breakfast of champions!

Go to your calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your Year In Review.

Janurary: Happy 2005!
February: I have an interview tonight. Crud.
March: Woo! Snow day!
April: So as it turns out, I'm adopted.
May: Hey Liz, how long are these senior wills supposed to be?
June: Dear T-Lead and Dundon, Room, board, and fees at WPI add up to over $10,000. So shut up, the both of you!
July: Lois: You're drunk again. Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
August: I finally heard from my new roommate, Olga. Yay!
September: I love it here.
October: One week until finals...Grar.
November: Who wants to see what I want to take in the spring? You know you do!
December: It's snowing!

Wow, I'm boring.

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 15:15:10 GMT

Matt: *enters equations into Maple* Solutions may have been lost? What?! What's that supposed to mean? Five plus five equals oops, sorry, ten isn't around right now!

I may have broken science, but Matt broke math.

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:49:23 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMELIA!

Stop getting so old! And while you're at it, stop increasing the amount of entropy in the universe!...I said stop it! (Ah, Pinsky jokes never get old. "Life is one non sequitur after catfish.")

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:46:01 GMT

Whoo! Finals are over! Know what this means? No more classes for almost two weeks. In your face, space coyote!

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:07:26 GMT

I just got an email from my RA: "Did you know that September 26-September 30, 2005 is National Anti Hazing Awareness Week? Please be sure to watch the special public service video regarding Hazing every night following the 6:00pm movie this week."

I didn't know this country had something against hazing awareness. Jeez.

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 19:04:20 GMT

So, I'm home for the weekend. *sniffle* As much as I love my family and hanging out with them, I miss WPI! I miss the funny/nerdy T-shirts and the campus police riding around on their Segways and the turkey sandwiches...*sad face*

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:11:13 GMT

Come look! New layout, thanks to Amelia (schwanensee)! Thank you, Amelia!

Okay, homework time. I'll quit procrastinating now.

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 23:19:52 GMT

Whoo! I'm in Worcester! And I'm updating my LJ, which means that I somehow managed to get on the intarweb!

My roomie moved in before me, so all her stuff is here, but apparently she is staying at a hotel with her mom for a while. Although, there are a lot more books here now than there were when I first moved in. She must have snuck into the room while I was off at the Family Guy marathon and such.

My brother told me to go around the campus pointing at every nerd I saw and yelling "Neeeeerd!" like Homer Simpson, but I think that's pretty much impossible. My God, everyone here is a nerd. I'm in heaven.

I also tried poutine today. Not bad, I must say.

Oh, and the quote of the day:

Chris: Now you're eating like a Canadian! If it's not a potato or if it didn't have a mother, you aren't doing it right.

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:14:05 GMT

Tomorrow, after getting to Worcester:

1) Laugh at all the frat guys who have to carry my stuff up to my room.
2) Chase and hunt down the one who sneaks my Family Guy DVDs and Doritos out of my suitcase.
3) Attempt to get my laptop on the school's network.
4) Give up, find Chris, and get him to do it for me. (I told you that you'd become my tech support at WPI!)
5) Spend time trying awkwardly to make conversation with my roommate.
7) Hey, what happened to #6?
6) Oh, there it is.
8) Get lost somehow.
9) Eat poutine, maybe?
10) Watch lots and lots of Family Guy with Chris.

Yup, I've got it all worked out.

EDIT: My driver's license came in the mail today! IN YOUR FACE, SPACE COYOTE!

Maybe I should finish packing...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:47:34 GMT

Two more days. Two. More. Days. Saturday can't come fast enough.

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:36:20 GMT

G-Slaves (gslaves) now has a LiveJournal! Check it out!

Also check this out. I can't stop watching it!